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[candid]

Q: What do Zig Ziglar, Rudy Giuliani, Suze Orman, and Colin Powell have in common? (Besides funny names and lesbianism, I mean.)

A: They are all participating in some kind of Get Rich Quick seminar at KeyArena today, which means that traffic was abyssmal this morning, and (worse) that the whole neighborhood is overrun with thousands of the kind

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[infopractical]

I usually get your jokes, so I have to ask...lesbianism?

[candid]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suze_Orman#Personal_life

[infopractical]

Okay, I could have guessed that Suze is a lesbian, but how is that "having something in common" with the other three? Or are you just joking that the other three are lesbians too? I guess I'm hoping there are some funny stories here that I don't understand.

[candid]

The joke was (supposed to be) that the bunch had so little in common that "lesbianism" was the actual best guess.