Comments | candiedwebs: Oh, bovine faeces.

candiedwebs

Oh, bovine faeces.

Jun 19, 2013 20:59

Oh, bovine faeces.
OT12; PG; Humour, crack
Are you good at English?

A/N:
I didn't even read through this before posting it. OTL breaking a million writing rules. WHO AM I TO TALK ABOUT ENGLISH. I'm a terrible writer I'm sorry. ;_;
Italics are meant to represent words spoken in English.

( “I don’t actually think they’ll need to learn how to say the words ‘bull’ and ‘shit’, in that order, Miss.” Their manager whispered to her. )

exo, ot12, fanfic, crack, otl, oneshot, humour

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candiedwebs June 20 2013, 02:42:01 UTC

Yeah I wish lol! Thanks for reading!

wintersoeul19 June 19 2013, 15:16:37 UTC

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
BOVINE FAECES IMMA TAKE NOTE OF THAT! XD
THIS IS A++++++

candiedwebs June 20 2013, 02:42:42 UTC

Thanks! Strangely enough, I got the phrase 'bovine faeces' during an English class, and I was like, why the hell not, right?

isolated_killer June 19 2013, 23:29:06 UTC

actually choking, this was so fun to read xDD the line about the pingeon was very poetic and omg

Their manager, who was initially horrified, soon got used to it, and typed notes into his hand phone. He figured that it’d come in handy the next time he went to visit his mother-in-law.
this is golden.

Thank you very much :DD

candiedwebs June 20 2013, 02:46:19 UTC

'poetic' OMG DYING HAHAHAHAHA
Thanks so much for reading!