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candlejacked

III ❧ video

Jan 17, 2010 22:45

FOR SALE: CRUXIS CRYSTAL

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extra extra, whoops i messed up, fail chosen, cursed!, curse: infomercial day

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not_tenebie January 18 2010, 03:54:11 UTC

...Colette, might I inquire as to what you are doing?

candlejacked January 18 2010, 03:56:58 UTC

Hi, Tenebie! What's up?

not_tenebie January 18 2010, 03:59:23 UTC

I'm curious as to why you're trying to sell your Cruxis Crystal.

candlejacked January 18 2010, 04:08:37 UTC

What? No, I would never--!

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This is Yuuki...just using a different account for the curse >< trappedincurse January 18 2010, 04:01:19 UTC

Y-You know...today might not really...be a good day to try and sell anything.

I figured :> candlejacked January 18 2010, 04:11:12 UTC

I'm not selling it, I'm not!

<3 trappedincurse January 18 2010, 04:22:12 UTC

...I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to do...then.

<3 candlejacked January 18 2010, 04:34:37 UTC

U-um, supposedly it's a curse.

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whackanarche January 18 2010, 04:04:00 UTC

You must be one of the worst salesperson I've seen in all my life.

candlejacked January 18 2010, 04:11:49 UTC

I'm sorry. I'll do better next time.

whackanarche January 18 2010, 04:13:46 UTC

Well, at least no one's going to buy that clunky old thing now.

candlejacked January 18 2010, 04:15:20 UTC

It's really not for sale. It's not something I can ever sell.

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[voice] big_googoo_eyes January 18 2010, 04:10:14 UTC

A parasite that sucks the life out of you...

Talk about bad deal, kid. Next time, leave out the disclaimer.

[voice] candlejacked January 18 2010, 04:13:21 UTC

Only if you don't have a Key Crest.

But that would be dishonest.

[voice] big_googoo_eyes January 18 2010, 04:15:34 UTC

Something tells me that most people don't have a "Key Crest", kid. I don't even know what that is.

[a pause]

Nice to know you're at least willing to tell the truth, I guess. But normally a good salesperson is dishonest. Just something you pick up on when living in Thebes.

[voice] candlejacked January 18 2010, 04:17:53 UTC

It's made from inhibitor ore with a special rune carved onto it. You wear it with an Exsphere or Cruxis Crystal to protect yourself.

Ms. Cacao was honest, and she had a very nice shop. The shopkeepers in Iselia are all honest people, too.

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voice; loyallydevoted January 18 2010, 04:16:19 UTC

You're really selling something valuable like that?

voice; candlejacked January 18 2010, 04:19:49 UTC

No, this is a mistake.

voice; loyallydevoted January 18 2010, 04:23:13 UTC

A mistake? I guess that does mean you're affected by some curse then.

voice; candlejacked January 18 2010, 04:28:45 UTC

That must be it. I'd never sell my Cruxis Crystal. Somebody would be hurt by it.

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