make sure you wave your hand over the baby lord's face
and dont forget to look out for evolutionist disproving dinosaurs

(to the tune of baby got back)
She got baptized but she don't know why
All she can do is coo an' cry
'Cause when a girl gets elected inna bitta haste
An' don't know His Saving Grace
She gets sprinkled
Inna shallow font
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Aight sorry 4 all the confusion guyz we just want erbody 2 be completely happy and in the same local so no one has 2 choose between 2 groups of freinds *cough *myself *cough or feel bad for anyone who dosnt want 2 go to where we choose. Me and my mom are now planning this. If it falls thru and yall still want thai wed b glad 2 set that u, but ( Read more... )

What Your Underwear Says About You
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Warum belastet jeder in solch einer Weise? Es ist, als ob wir, die Kraft von Schwerkraft des Lebens nicht zu verstehen. Ich glaube, als ob ich einen guten Punkt dieser 17 Jahre vergeudete. Wenn Sie nicht werden, verwirrten Sie. Wie langes I läßt zu, daß ich Sie habe, die vergeudete Zeit. Bin ich besser ( Read more... )

So i geuss im the only person that got the exact opposite for their prediction. maybe im adopted or have some secret name and my paranets stol me from my real ones. anyhoo this is total crap im low maitenance and when was the last time i dated someone smart or required cuddling and dining? never ( Read more... )

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wow guys nobody had anything good to say about starting school and i mean not even the ppl not on lj. I mean we are starting way too eartly but it seems like they is some kind of kink in the space time continum and theyre is a bitchiness vortex that threatens our very humanity. or maybe not. my weekend is hell. save me.

lets do this shit. this morning i thought i wasnt ready and i felt like running, but now i just feel confrontational and like beating the shit out of it. yeah. i need a party next next weekend i think im gonna host a house party.