Cause being anti-men makes life more interesting...

[candyintherain]

Men are like laxatives ... they irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like bananas ... the older they get the less firm they are.

Men are like the weather ... nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like blenders ... you need one but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like chocolate bars ... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips

Comments

[kiss_the_son]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Wow. That made me laugh so hard. I love the government bonds one.

[wagdaddywag]

I read this before it was for female eyes only!

And Hey!

[candyintherain]

That was only for like two seconds!
And...you can just not count as a guy for now.

[angelnheavn74]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I AGREE WITH THAT LIST!!!!!!!!!!

[iamolex]

Ohhh Katie Phillips.
You're my hero.

[elpablodiablo]

thats kinda sexist and stupid