Entry 6//An Explosive Concoction [Video/Action]

[candyisthegame]

[Wonka has been shut away in his room for the past several weeks, only making trips to the kitchen if absolutely necessary. What has he been up to, you ask? Why, a new sugary sweet, of course!

And right now, he's making his rounds, leaving bundles of the candy on the doorsteps of residents he knows (and some he doesn't...because everyone should

Comments

[text forever]

[hamburellakind]

uh was the candy supposed to explode in my face?
it broke my glasses
uh
just thought i should let you know that it did that
if that's not normal
or something

[text forever and ever]

[candyisthegame]

No, no that's not what was supposed to happen.

Did you follow the instructions that were in the package with the candy?

[hamburellakind]

uhh
i didn't really get that far
i picked it up and it exploded
in my face

[candyisthegame]

I double and triple checked the triggering mechanism, so you must have done something to set it off prematurely.

Does it taste good?

[Why he sent that in the text when he knows the answer...well, it's for the ego trip.]

[hamburellakind]

uh
i didn't try it
because for a minute i was blind
and had to go get a new pair of glasses
and now i'm messaging you
also most of the candy fell on the floor?
i don't think this was thought through all the way

[candyisthegame]

The candies should be individually wrapped so landing on the floor wouldn't be a problem.

I'll look into it and see what exactly went wrong. Even though nothing should have gone wrong.

[hamburellakind]

it's probably bad business sense to blame your product's flaws on the consumer
just saying
kthnxbai

[candyisthegame]

Well aren't you just the all important candy critic today. I know for a fact that it was NOT supposed to explode without proper detonation.

I guess you can just take your high and mighty consumer self elsewhere.

[hamburellakind]

[Haha, wow, what a jerk!]

okay whatever!
i was just trying to get advice
not really surprised that a guy who makes sweets is a bit of a tool though
i'm just gonna go and not eat your candy now

[candyisthegame]

[Had to, I'm afraid. Gotta stay true to canon v.v]

One person is one person, and if you don't know how to enjoy a good piece of candy then it's not my loss.

[That was him not caring and not paying you any mind. Like certain other youngin's stuck in his factory.]