☇ .oo5 ☆ sleepover lullaby

[candypl0x]

[You know how fun it is to have sleepovers, right?  Well, Shiro thought it'd be cool to have a sleepover in Charles' bedroom.  Except this arrangement was completely one-sided and Shiro is camping out on the floor of his bedroom.  She doesn't mind this at all.  Charles does mind, however, and he minds even more when she decides it'd be a brilliant

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[queenofringford]

[Just returning home to witness the chaos unfold, Elfaria let’s out a deep sigh before marching right up towards the house.]

What in the name of Ringford is happe---AH! [She ducks once someone chucked a chair her way.]

Oh, dear…

[candypl0x]

[Meanwhile in the house, Shiro picks up a desk with a big smile on her face.]

Hee! This is fun Charles~!

[decadenzas]

[oops that was probably your chair, too. and he's picking up another one!]

You've truly been dropped on your head one time too many, haven't you?

[FLING.]

[queenofringford]

Shiro, Charles!

[She ducks for a second time once something flies over her head. Honestly, why are these children so hell bent in destroying their home?!]

Stop! Cease at once!

[lotuslife]

Trời ơi-!! What is going on?!

[CHARLES IS IN DANGER!!! my freakishly overprotective yandere senses are tingling]

[candypl0x]

[Your yandere senses are way off...sorta.

Because little albino child is picking up the fridge.]

[decadenzas]

[JESUS CHRIST WHY]

Put that down--!

[augh overturning the nearest table to use as a shield type thing and probably breaking another chair in the process]

1/2

[lotuslife]

[oh godo h gohdoghghodhg goh godo hgo OH GOD HAVING PTSD FLASHBACKS to the war!! the war!!!! huff huff huff

okay slamming the phone down.

do you hear the roar of a motorcycle outside?]

[stuperpowered]

[picks up the phone and

immediately jumps to stupid conclusions]

H-Hello? Are you being attacked?!

[candypl0x]

[Oh hey Splendid. No one's going to answer the phone because everyone's too busy table flinging.

But it does sound like someone's being attacked.]

[decadenzas]

[was that the sound of glass shattering? it was indeed! probably another window. it's not like anyone needs those.]

[stuperpowered]

Oh no! Are you being robbed!? Is it a hostage situation?! Just- just hang on! I'm on my way! I'll save you!

[Hums the superhero fanfare! Neither of you can hear it, most likely, but he does it anyway. And then dives out his own window (again) and runs all over town (again) until he finds the house expelling pieces of furniture and shards of glass and otherwise displaying signs of severe internal violence.

pukes in the bushes from overexertion (again) BRB TAKING A FLYING KICK AT YOUR DOOR. ASSUMING IT'S STILL INTACT, ANYWAY.]

[is_an_island]

[WHO NEEDS AN UMBRELLA he doesn't because something hits his head and he doesn't quite move for a few minutes.

He's bleeding from the head when he politely knocks on the door pomp and circumstance.]

[candypl0x]

[Aww poor Iggy with his bleeding head. He might want to move. Because a sofa is busting right through the door.]

[decadenzas]

[if he dodges that, a lamp is following shortly after to finish the job.]

[is_an_island]

[doesn't... dodge... any... of that...

but he's still standing and he knocks on the door a little louder]

Pardon me.

[scentofbauhinia]

[Have a Hong Kong showing up and knocking the door.

After narrowly sidestepping a flying chair. He's a bit concerned....]

Charles? Are you alive in there? [logix say yes. Because there are flying objects about.]

[candypl0x]

[Have a really happy looking Shiro toting around a big bookcase with no effort answer the door.]

Oh hi...[Give her a moment.] ... ... Shen!

[decadenzas]

[and have a miffed looking Charles standing a little ways behind her, getting ready to toss a heavy-looking cushioned armchair. he pauses with it held over his head, staring toward the door as well. apparently they're both afflicted with ADD to some degree.]

Shen?

[scentofbauhinia]

Hey...Shiro, right?

[he looks over at Charles shrugging] Jun-Shen. My human name.

...What are you two doing?...Playing? [lol so laidback]