Everything I say is true, but what I just said is false

[candysodapants]

is that what you call a getaway? tell me what you got away with. cause Ive seen more spine in jellyfish, Ive seen more guts in 11 year old kids. Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope theres ice on all the roads. and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt and again when your head goes through the windshield.My mom isnt

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[xanonymoususer]

Right there with you on the insanity thing.
Well, we do look pretty fucking hot in straightjackets.

[candysodapants]

woo we can be insane together!

[anonymous]

I'M INSANE TOO ::high fives::I hate religion too ::high fives:: ::Blows up both of our schools and cheers::

Fagalicious

[candysodapants]

*high fives and watches the schools go up in flames*