I can't sleep because I am afraid I will pee the bed.
I'm totally serious.
The other night we went to see the Ring, right? No, it wasn't that scary at all. The thing is, before the movie we went for coffee. I had a LOT of coffee. The waitress never takes me for real when I wave her away and say, "Nah, I've had enough." She just fills the damn cup
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All you missed of the movie was the girl killing the guy...the other woman discovering him...going back...realizing the reason she wasn't dead was because she made a copy of the tape..and made her kid make a copy...so he'd live...that's all...but I'm sure you know that now...
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I really liked the horse going crazy on the ferry part, so I am glad I didn't miss that. Not like I want to see animals dying, but you know... it was just nutty.
Overall, I wish there was more scary stuff in the movie. More gore and twisted violence. Yep.
xoxo Candy
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So yeah...I understand.
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My pee dreams seem to have subsided, thank goodness. I couldn't imagine having them more often.
I think the dreams tapped into my fear of incontinence as a result of aging. After seeing 1,000 Depends commercials, I guess I have started to believe that wearing diapers is synomymous with grey hair. Also, when you walk down the pad and tampon aisle of the store, it is directly followed by the adult diaper section. So, walking down that aisle is like walking down the timeline of womanhood. Eeek.
xoxo Candy
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I was at The Salvation Army Saturday and there was a terrible traffic problem in Fayetteville due a stupid Hogs game so once we got there we decided to make ourselves comfortable and wait it out.
We found an ugly sectional couch and flopped out on it. Up on some sort of a sideboard was a big box of Depends, it was right in my line of vision and I couldn't stop thinking that someone had reached the point in life of needing those things then probably DIED and the remaing box got donated.
I guess that's one thing worse than needing Depends... dying and NOT needing them anymore.
There's your happy, sparkly, sun-shiney thought for the day!
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But hey, I got free tampons from O.B. in the mail today. I'm still in the game, baby!
xoxo Candy
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Diana
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Sorry if I smell like pee. You know how it goes.
Haha. Not really. That is just a line from "Death to Smoochy".
xoxo Candy
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