001. gallowsCalibrator [GC] has opened up a video channel

[canekind]

[ Well, this definitely isn't a roof. And there is definitely no Spidertroll here either. She sits up and rubs the back of her head before "looking" around. It doesn't even smell like the base.

No, it smells different. Like a forest; her forest. No

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[voice] oh boy, here we go.

[insurgere]

... Are you blind, or do you just not know how to type?

[voice] W E L P

[canekind]

[ And so it begins... ]

So, just because I'm blind means I can't type, is that it?

[voice] (doh)

[insurgere]

[ohshi-]

You - um, you're actually blind?

[voice] (ROFL)

[canekind]

[ OH SIMON... ]

Well, it's a little hard to see when your eyes were burned out by the sun. But I guess you wouldn't know, considering you probably have eyes and all.

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[barnabydesu]

Did you really just lick your communicator?

Incidentally, bathing in someone's tears sounds a little impractical. It would take a very long time for someone to cry enough to fill a paper cup, let alone a bathtub. Perhaps you should stick to taking standard baths?

Naturally, showers are also an option.

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[canekind]

M4YB3 1 D1D >:]
4S TRU3 4S TH4T 1S HOW3V3R 1 H4V3 4 P4RT1CUL4RLY LONG T1M3 WH3N 1T COM3S TO 4 C3RT41N SP1D3RTROLL
BUT 1 SUPPOS3 1 COULD 4LW4YS L1CK TH3 T34RS FROM H3R F4C3 4S 1 SM3LL H3R D13
4ND 1F YOUR3 WOND3R1NG 1T T4ST3S L1K3 L1COR1C3

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[barnabydesu]

Licorice? Fascinating.

So to clarify, this 'SP1D3RTROLL' is someone that you want dead...?

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[canekind]

1TS QU1T3 B1TT3R 1LL H4V3 YOU KNOW
BUT ST1LL D3L1C1OUS
4ND WH3TH3R SH3 D13S OR NOT 1S UP TO F4T3
1M JUST H3R3 TO BR1NG H3R TO JUST1C3
TO F4C3 TH3 CR1M3S SH3S COM1TT3D

[adios_toreadork]

[Welp, there's only one person Tavros knows who would sniff things like that. And only one person he knows who would type like that, too.]

hI TEREZI,
uHH, iT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU, eVEN IN THIS PLACE,

[There's a pause before he sends more text. Vriska...Terezi was looking for her. Did she find out what Vriska had done?]

uM, i DON'T THINK VRISKA IS HERE, tHOUGH,
wHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR HER,

[canekind]

SH3S NOT H3R3?
BL44444RRRRR!! D4MN H3R >XO
1F SH3 W4NTS 4 GOOD CH4S3 TH3N 1LL G1V3 H3R ON3

[ Wait a second... ]

T4VROS??

[adios_toreadork]

uHH, yEAH, iT'S ME,
uM, iS SOMETHING, wRONG WITH THAT,

[canekind]

OF COURS3 TH3R3 1SNT
1 JUST W4SNT 3XP3CT1NG TO H34R FROM YOU 1S 4LL!!
1 M34N CONS1D3R1NG 1 W4S 4T YOUR CR1M3 SC3N3 4ND 4LL

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[reloved]

[ Did she just.. lick the communicator.. Welp, Minako figures that's sort of gross and weird but if she types like that it must be some troll friend of Karkat's, and they are all sort of strange, right? ]

yes this really is an ADVENTURE!! the adventure called surviving without five star hotels, that is! ಠ_ಠ

oh and do you know karkat?? you don't, do you?

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[canekind]

[ Yes, yes she did... Karkat's friends are a strange bunch indeed. ]

W3LL 1F W3R3 PL4Y1NG 4 SURV1V4L G4M3 1 TH1NK 1 COULD L4ST >:]
4ND WH1L3 TH4T SM3LLS L1K3 FUN 1 W4S 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF 4NOTH3R G4M3 F1RST

[ WELL she doesn't recognize this person's text. Doesn't even know if they're a boy or a girl or even human or not. But they know Karkat... ]

OF COURS3 1 KNOW K4RK4T
M3 4ND H1M GO W444Y BACK

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[reloved]

[ trolls sure are weird.. ]

oh sorry but they sort of interrupted the other game.. but it's okay since when you go back to that one everything will exactly the way you left it!!

waaaaaay back? to what, elementary school? ... oh wait do trolls even have school?

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[canekind]

WH4T >:?
WH4T DO YOU M34N??
4ND OF COURS3 W3 DONT
THOUGH W3 C4N ST1LL B3 TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL 1F YOU KNOW WH4T 1 M34N

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[neverhero]

[hell fucking yes. finally, someone cool around.]

oh shit
sup tz
welcome to demeleier
better kick back and enjoy yourself cause we aint gettin home anytime soon apparently

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[canekind]

W3LL W3LL 1F 1T 1SNT D4V3 ST1D3R >:]
UNFORTUN4T3LY 1 DONT H4V3 T1M3 TO CH4T 1 H4V3 4 SP1D3R TO SQU4SH

[ HMMM. Hmmm. Now that you mention it... ]

SO TH4TS WH4T TH1S PL4C3 1S C4LL3D??
MY GU3SS WOULD H4V3 B33N TH3 L4ND OF TR33S 4ND MOLD >:P

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[neverhero]

oh yeah the spidertroll thing
dont thing shes here though
this place kidnaps people at random
so its not like we have a say in coming or going or who else does
shits all like hotel california up in here
we check in but we wont be checking out anytime soon

more like land of evil psycho faeries and shit technology

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[canekind]

TH1S PL4C3 K1DN4PS P3OPL3?
TH4T DO3SNT M4K3 MUCH S3NS3 BUT 1 SUPPOS3 1V3 H34RD STR4NG3R >:?
BL4444RRRR 1 W4S 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF SOM3TH1NG 1MPORT4NT TOO!!