pill ★ 001 [radio]

[canemaster]

[So after wandering around the bunker aimlessly, harassing random people and already making enemies, House has returned to his cot and is staring vaguely at his radio.  He's been playing with the buttons for a bit, resisting the urge to smash the seemingly useless thing with his cane.  Wilson's gone off somewhere, that Tony Stark guy is somewhere,

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[newageobiwan]

Zombies.

[canemaster]

Ah yes, so the zombies have learned a new trick. They have become parrot-like in their repeating.

[newageobiwan]

I think I'm a bit too alive to fit the zombie bill.

[canemaster]

That's what they all say.

[highjumpkick]

Huh? I haven't seen any zombies around here.

[canemaster]

I wouldn't be surprised if there were some here. Perhaps I'll send Wilson on a journey.

[highjumpkick]

I-I don't think there are, I mean, it doesn't seem like it. But I guess anything's possible.

Wilson?

[canemaster]

We'll find out soon. I mean, isn't that what usually happens when things go bad? They just get worse and worse until BAM.

...

And Wilson's my slave. You'd like him. He's very obedient.

[uryuuryuuryu]

Uryu? I'm not supposed to be a zombie...

[canemaster]

No one is supposed to be a zombie. That's the point.

Unless Kutner or Amber show up.

[uryuuryuuryu]

But I thought you said that the man on the radio said that we were zombies! Is that not true, then?

[canemaster]

The man on radio knows all.

[canemaster]

Either that or Wilson drugged my coffee again.

[canemaster]

Oh no, they have. They've filed my cane done, drugged my coffee, put trip wires in my office.

They're quite the evil ducklings.

[canemaster]

Then man on radio said and just who the hell are you? Man on radio says it can't be Cuddy unless she decided to give up on being a woman all together.

[canemaster]

Man on radio says that she's the spawn of satan but has a rack that'd put Pamela Anderson to shame.