Bible buying

[cangetmad]

So, I want to buy a Bible. There are many and various reasons for this, that I'll maybe go into another time- anyway, rest assured that I'm still the heathen you all know and love. No theism happening any time soon

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Also good...

[jinty]

I also like the two reviews they have just below it:

(1 star - 2 of 10 found the following review helpful)
Biblical nonsense, 6 August, 2002
Reviewer: A reader from England If a huge lie makes you feel better about yourself, then this is the book for you. Usually such history books are backed up with masses of evidence to prove its hypothesis. This book, however, seems to have no evidence to back up it's highly dubious story. In fact, one might even deem it a story book.

(5 stars - 13 of 27 found the following review helpful)
This book will literally save your life., 30 November, 2000
Reviewer: (n.m.thomas@salford.ac.uk) from England This is the book of life. It will cure you from sickness, both physical and mental. It will comfort you in times of trouble. Its will de-stress you. It will give you help you sort out your finances. This book is essential for life.

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[burntcopper]

:bangs head: I went and wrote a review of it. Argh.

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[cangetmad]

I'm so tempted to use the "I am the author and I want to comment on my book" link. Which would be still funnier (and yet more blasphemous) with the Koran.

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[jinxremoving]

how would it be more blasphemous? anyway, i dare you.

Don't buy!

[wouldprefernot2]

Steal one the next time you stay at a hotel. Actually, I don't know if you have this in the Ukane, but here in North America there's a Protestant evangelical lay organization called The Gideons, who place bibles in hotel rooms. I think they actually want travellers to take them; figuring that each time that happens, another soul has been saved from hellfire. I got mine outside of Memphis, Tennessee. The translation is the old Authorized Version, full of that inaccurate, confusing, poetic Jacobethan prose that shaped the way people read and wrote for three centuries.

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[cangetmad]

Yeah, when I was school-age the Gideons gave out Bibles to every 13-year-old. I think mine is still at my mum's house. But it's New Testament only. And I literally never stay in hotels.

I do have a complete King James version from Project Gutenberg- it's just hard to read extended texts on screen. So, well- anyway, I'm shallow. I think the Pocket Canon editions are cute.

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[oddcellist]

Just in case you were still looking -- you can get the boxed sets off Canongate's website, and as you live in UK-land, it'll cost you a bit less to get them shipped.

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[yonmei]

Sadly, the version of the Bible that the UK Gideons now leave in hotel rooms so that guests will "swipe, repent, reform" (as was summarised brilliantly in A Tree Grows In Brooklyn) is now the Good News Bible, which is a perfectly awful translation, no sense of style, and no apparent sense of responsibility to provide a sound translation.

[andypop]

Well, I read the first bit of the Koran last year & it was really like 'Bible 2', with all your favourites returning like Gabriel etc. And yet not, sort of like Grease and Grease 2.

[cangetmad]

Stockard Channing's in them both? Cool.

[andypop]

I don't think she's in Grease 2, but she may be in the Koran (I didn't read it all).

Though actually, she being the One True Goddess, I guess she's in the Bible and the Koran...

[althea5000]

I'm particularly amused because I know jeskaradia needs to buy a Koran. Perhaps you two should team up?

[foxymoron]

the bible's exciting! ...even though its all a load of crap ::gets struck by lightning::....you seem fun... please add me before you go friends only