[[Letter to Master Cackletta/Unhackable]]
To Master Cackletta with greetings that are dear.
I have not been hearing of you for many a day and have desires to know if you are well.
I have well. The classes are too easy for the greatness that I am, and I make with the skipping out of the English classes! I do not have need for them!
However, the prince of fags and red and green mustaches are still nowhere to be found as well. Are you chasing them? Please do not suck the sour candies of defeat again!
I am currently occupied with the interest of a returning student who was once a teacher. Perhaps you know of the porky Minch fellow? People say many things about him that consist of badness, but he was my lab partner last week and was full of normalcy.
This is quite interesting.
I am also uncle-ing my roomate's child! He is a glorious creature having the name of "Harley." One day, Let me show you him!
I will have hope that one day you will write back, but do not have worry for me!
--Fawful
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Gee! This place was unusually quiet last night!