003- [Phone/ action] Italy is weak...

[canhaspasta]

[Action at 452 Stone Street]

[Italy is very weak. He's been in Mayfield for only a few days and he's already been conquered. And his fearsome new boss has ordered him to make something called shrimp fried rice, whatever that is. He tried. He really did. He started by making rice. Then it went onto a frying pan with some shrimp. But the rice only

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[the_wee_big_hag]

.....you're looking for France?

[canhaspasta]

S- si... Do you know where he is?

[the_wee_big_hag]

At the moment no. But I'm his older sister here. Can I help you with anything?

[canhaspasta]

Umm... do you know what sh- shrimp fried rice is? I need to make some.

[ate_it_all]

[here's someone who will REALLY eat you. But she's currently more pinged by the other food mention]

Oh? My... What's stopping you from making the shrimp fried rice?

[canhaspasta]

I- I don't know what it is! I've never heard of that dish before. I'm only good at making pasta.

[ate_it_all]

Hmhm. Well, I suppose you are just a child. It happens to be an oriental recipe.

[of course, the asian chef was just one of many that she eventually ate.]

How good is your pasta?

[canhaspasta]

Oriental?

[Well that explains why he never heard of it...]

My pasta is the best in the whole world~

[Said with a hint of pride. Because besides that and art, he isn't good at anything else.]

[seniorfilia]

W-what- Who is? Italie, calm down!

[canhaspasta]

B- big brother France!

[s-so relieved..]

I need help! I have to make shrimp fried rice and I don't know what that is and I don't want to be eeeeaaaaten!

[seniorfilia]

Shrimp... It's shrimp with fried rice, obviously... [Never made it before either but still!] Italie, who wants to eat you? [If it's someone smaller than him, he can fight them for you! But only then.]

[canhaspasta]

But... what is fried rice?

[Because he's tried to fry the rice and it only clumps and burns. There must be something else you have to do to it.]

Sh- she said her name was Squidgirl. She's really scary and strong.

[No she isn't. Italy is just a coward and easy to beat.]

[nopastaforyou]

[Germany was right...Austria's a little shocked, but still.]

If she does decide to eat you, then perhaps I should have a talk with her. Because I seriously doubt France will be able to help you...

[canhaspasta]

Mr. Austria! You are here! Miss Hungary said you were. And she said that we don't work for you anymore!

.....What happened?

[Italy: master of tact...]

[nopastaforyou]

You two don't work for me anymore and that's that. I lost my control over you, and Hungary and I were forced to break up not to long ago.

[canhaspasta]

But.... who beat you then?

[And since he predates the marriage as well...]

Break up? You and Miss Hungary were together?

[weiss_tank]

Well, I'm not your brother France but...I know how to make shrimp fried rice.

[canhaspasta]

Really? Can you tell me?

[weiss_tank]

Sure. [He's glad this seems to have calmed the little sounding thing down]

Do you have something to write the recipe down?

[canhaspasta]

Okay, I'll get something.

[He'll scamper off to find a pad of paper and a pencil.]

I've got something now.