i had a really vivid dream this morning and i can't find my dream journal and i need to write this down and i don't want to put it on tumblr so HI LJ MISSED YOU ETC
okay so we were at this place right
i don't really remember anything about it. i think i was just an observer as well, not an actual character.
and so things happen and chloe moretz (who, in this dream, is 22 which makes this ~totally okay~ apparently because SHE'S AN ENTIRE YEAR OLDER THAN ME nevermind the ~18 year age difference) is way into josh lyman, who is not way into her because she is young. and so they have this kind of sparring funny friendship for a while until one day they are at this pool--and it is like the pool of the future with the walls glowing and the rim of the pool is made of rubies or something idk--and she's swimming away and he just swims up to her and kisses her and it sounds dumb in writing but it was really romantic in my head. and then they are together forever and they watch a lot of woody allen movies and it is basically lost in translation UNTIL
MANY MOONS LATER
chloe is out of the picture for some reason and josh lyman is cryogenically frozen and awakes in the FUTURE where he becomes part of an elite crime-fighting team. it's like CSI: SPACE! and it is super neat and creepy until one day josh and the team find his body frozen in a block of ice and he realizes at some point he's going to have to time travel and sacrifice his life for the good of the team and it is so sad and here is where i woke up.
BUT THEN I DECIDED I COULD SLEEP FOR ANOTHER HOUR
so then i'm at this summer camp and i am there with friends (one of whom is blonde which is really weird because i have no blonde friends why don't i have any blonde friends?) and there is romance and drama and all the usual school/summer camp things. BUT THEN one night i pull my car into the garage and when i look out there is this huge shape and i'm like OHSHIT so i duck down behind the car and this MEGA MUSCLE DUDE comes in. he's like 6'5 and 100% muscle, a creepy bodybuilder type, bald and oiled up and eugh. in the back of my mind i remember that earlier in the story the lady who runs the camp asked me to run down to the cabin by the lake to tell the camp director man something and in the back of my mind i'm like oh shit i have to do that.
FOCUS MOLLY THERE IS A MURDEROUS BALD MAN IN YOUR GARAGE
anyway he is onto my tricks and he is like 'hay little gurl i know you are just crouching down in here somewhere, come outttttt' and i'm like lolno. so he goes to his car and gets something and then comes back in (why didn't i leave when he was at his car?!) and starts to lift up the car and i'm like FUCK THIS SHIT and i start to run. now at this point my brain is trying to deal with the logic of this, like how would i get out of the garage? so the part of me running out takes like five minutes as i consider running out the garage door (would take too long to open), fighting the big man (impossible, and he probably has a weapon), or running out the side door (hoping he doesn't have a firearm). i fiiiiiiiinally run out the door and i am just BOOKING IT for the cabin which is only like a mile down the road. at some point, i freak out an old lady and her dog by running so fast (and, presumably, the giant man that is chasing me is also pretty surprising).
at one point i just pause in this parking lot in front of a grocery store FOR EVER. i don't even know what was going on there, it was totally bizarre.
anyway i finally make it to the cabin and i'm freaking out and trying to barricade myself in and wake up the dude at the same time and that is when i woke up.
so basically my dreams went from really nice to really intense within the span of ~3 hours. cool.
oh god they've changed the icons how do i do this now uhhhhhh