OH SWEET JESUS!
Please don't let it be Severus! Please don't let it be Severus! Please don't let it be Severus!...
But I couldn't give a rat's ass about anybody else. SO yeah! As long as it's not Severus (and that he's not evil) Rowling can practice her marksmanship on just about anybody else.
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But I couldn't give a rat's ass about anybody else. SO yeah! As long as it's not Severus (and that he's not evil) Rowling can practice her marksmanship on just about anybody else.
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Btw. I'm tight with Rowling and she told me that in the last book, Ron and Hermione have sex and have magic babies.
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But who else is vulnerable and yet wasn't *intended* to die initially? Severus is at the top of the list, for sure. But then why is he so good at staying alive, and why does his birthday pop up in Rowling's site along with all the other living people? Bellatrix LeStrange is also a for sure, as are a bunch of other death eaters. But on the good side of the main charcters, who could it be???
WTF??? SEX MAKES MAGICBABIES??? D: That's nothing: Jo and I took some Beans in a campout and she told me that Olympe and Hagrid have sex and make big babies!!! :P
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That makes perfect sense. But it better not be Ron or Hermione. She needs to reproduce.
Yes. Sex makes magic babies Diana... I'm sorry you had to hear it from me. But better from me than the Easter Bunny.
Oh really...? Well I bet you didn't hear about how Harry's parents aren't really dead, they just ran away to a few mountains in Scotland and decided to become nudists. I bet she didn't tell you that, now did she?
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As long as Ron doesn't die, I'm chill. I will be depressed and in therapy if he dies.
I'd also be sad if Neville dies. Just because.
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Severus just isn't the self-sacrifice-type... for whatever side. If he's on the Dark Side, he'll live in hell Azkaban (which may be his boggart), and if he's on the side of good, he'll live.
I hope it IS Ron! He's gonna join the Dearly Departed Best Friend Club, just like Sirius.
In all honesty, though, I think Neville will kick the bucket. It makes me sad to think that -- I love Neville, but he seems like the type that has little to live for. And he's one of the few kids who hasn't hooked up (and never will, according to things Jo has said).
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STFU about ron. I'll seriously cry. And send dementors on JKR.
And ahh sad if it is neville. and ps: he dated ginny.
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I'll cry and send Hamas factions to JKR if she harms my Snape!
Neville didn't date Ginny: he took her to a dance! That was totally platonic. Ginny was like what? 13! We take friends of the opposite sex to formal functions all the time!
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but i really think snape is gonna sacrifice himself for Harry...
its the only way he could ever cement himself as truly being good...
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And since when does one have to sacrifice one's life to be justified as good? Albus asked to be killed -- Severus is innocent, he was simply taking orders.
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he could have easily kiled harry at any point and then run away... which would have guaranteed voldemorts survival
well wat i meant by what i said before is that if Snape is good... then JKR has to convince us all he is, becuase after he killed Albus, i personally wanted to smash his face in because i felt betrayed and angry at the fact Dumbledore ever trusted him (leading me to trust him)...
so unless snape does something huge he will never make it up to me
im gonna hate the second i finish reading the last book...
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