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[mijopo]

Their crappy musicians dominate the pop charts with their bland mindless music (link), its citizens cockily believe they live in the "greatest country in the world" (link), nationalistic logos (link, link, link, link) and a quest for world dominance pervade its sports culture, and, most telling of all, one has to cross the border in order to

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[northern_dirt]

Awesome.. now where can I buy a handgun legally?

[mijopo]

Oh, just hang in there a wee bit longer, I'm sure elimination of handgun restrictions is on the Conservative agenda.

[northern_dirt]

I can only hope

[dzuunmod]

One thing I'd say about your Jays cap link is that caps like that have been mandated by MLB in the past on national days. There were stars and stripes for 29 teams, and a maple leaf for one - but the Jays themselves did not have a say in the matter. (And you might as well have just gone with the easier pickings: The new, retro logo they unveiled recently for the upcoming season.

[dzuunmod]

(And that's a total nitpick I know, but I couldn't help myself.)

[mijopo]

Thanks, fellow traveller. :)

[mikebeauchamp]

We still have some catching up to do (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Obesity_country_comparison_-_path.svg).

[primroseburrows]

Clearly, Canada is the new USA

Dear gods, I hope not, for your sake. Seriously, you guys do NOT want to be us.