Update!

[cantabile]

Thank you to everyone who took part in my 'Gill's dilemma' poll. Your votes and comments were much appreciated. It was interesting that no-one picked options three and four. Actually four was my favourite - win the lottery and stay at home! Anyway ... option three was the one to go for as it happens and I will explain all. However, that

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[keswindhover]

I see three votes for being my PA - who were the two other sensible people, I wonder?

p.s. it ocurred to me that leather knickers lined with fur could be a bit uncomfortable in summer, so I've found a warm weather alternative:

http://www.showstudio.com/projects/dressmeupdressmedown/mainevent/phone/veiled/phone/20050630084357/full.jpg

See how I care for my staff?

[cantabile]

Gosh they could have been designed especially for me. Exactly the style and size to flatter like nothing has ever flattered before. You are too kind you know?

A pair for the employer too?

[keswindhover]

A pair for the employer too?

If you become my PA you will find out.