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[cantblameagirl]

I demand compensation, Admiral! I want the equivalent value of that necklace. It wasn't enough to throw us back on board naked, with zombies clawing at us, you had to take all our things! I wasn't aware signing on meant not getting to keep any loot we found.

...Oh, and I think my inmate's vanished.

Comments

[gotgreenmagic]

You're not quite Role Model Of The Year but you're definitely nudging the top ten. Try a little more callous disregard for human life.

[cantblameagirl]

What callous disregard? Of course I care that people died! But they all came back, didn't they?

[gotgreenmagic]

None, hence the suggestion. Obviously. Just saying that it'd be nice to have something a little bit darker to spice up the gathering of material wealth during a life-threatening situation, for no reason other than maybe having a preteen's preoccupation with shiny things.

[cantblameagirl]

I do not have a preoccupation! It was valuable.

[you_run_i_chase]

People in hell? They'd like some fucking ice water.

[cantblameagirl]

What's your point?

[amagicalmystery]

You're a piece of work, ain't you? How does the Admiral decide who's a warden, again?

[cantblameagirl]

Our charming personalities.

[amagicalmystery]

Then if Gabriel's anything to go by for the smartass quotient, I should've been promoted ages ago.

[cantblameagirl]

Who's Gabriel?

[cantblameagirl]

I will certainly see what I can do!

...Didn't you mention being an assassin?

[cantblameagirl]

Oh, no. Not at all.

[jungledoctor]

You actually had time between the slaughter and terror of a zombie holocaust to shoplift?

[cantblameagirl]

Is it really shoplifting if there's a zombie apocalypse?

[jungledoctor]

Let's see.

Did you pay for that necklace?

[cantblameagirl]

Well. Not exactly?