alright this week i'm going to clean my room. it's insanely messy so, yea, it'll take a week. next sunday someone should ask me if i've cleaned my room and if i say no then that person will be required to peck my eyes out with their beak and i know you have a beak because if you're getting in my face about my room and whether i've cleaned it or ( Read more... )

your heart was pounding, your hands were shaking, your stomach was flipping, and your voice was trembling. but you did it. believe it or not, self, you did it...

oh.......wow.................yea, totally............IT SUCKS TO BE ME!!!!!!!

i've been having this dream. i'm standing behind a pane of glass. it's thick, like it's bulletproof and it just stretches on and on in every direction. i'm on one side of it and on the other side i can see everyone, all of my family, my friends, everybody all milling around and laughing and talking and having a good time. i call to them but no ( Read more... )

i failed again. in every way one could possibly imagine.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIFFANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's been one year to date since my grandfather died.

i hate days like this.

simply put, people are selfish and worthless. people are assholes. i, myself, am worthless and selfish, and i am an asshole. i can guarantee that you, dear reader, are worthless and selfish, and there is absolutely no question about you being an asshole. you are. stop trying to pretend that you're wonderful, because, to be perfectly honest, no ( Read more... )

this is a letter i received from a man going door to door who apparently lives in my neighborhood. i haven't changed a word and the mistakes are theirs (whoever wrote it), not mine.

( proofread? )

after mulling over the spraing/summer catalog, and then their website, i've decided that oilily has some of the best bags i've ever seen... there are five that i'd kill for but i think this one would probably be my first pick. oh brigitte, what have you done to me...