There's this porno I have where a single guy takes on two unnaturally horny chicks. These girls are all over him and within fifteen minutes he has an orgasm. Then, as if he is shaking his fist at the gods, saying "I will not be defeated", somehow manages to summon up all his stamina and have another go at it. All within about five minutes ( Read more... )

Oh, by the way, guys, the three-day party that represented halloween was blasphemous ( Read more... )

Here to let you know I'm still alive ( Read more... )

I sometimes wonder if I miss high school. I certainly don't walk around every day thinking "Damn, I wish it was last year", but every memory I have of that year is so damn fond to me I wonder if I'm just hiding my own emotions from myself. Maybe I don't want to miss senior year, just because I think I should be an independent person, I think it's ( Read more... )

So here's the story. I took the train down to Ventura Sunday where Tyler picked me up so we could spend a day with Frank in LA. We went rowing, which was cool, and then visited UCLA and had dinner, which was again cool ( Read more... )

I had some really good laughs courtesy of a link Becky gave me:
Nothingness GeneratorThese are the kinds of phrases that you could throw out at a party and see where it takes you. If people are serious, then you know you're in a group of idiots, if they start laughing, then you (or at least I) have found a group worthy of your respect ( Read more... )

Good times, friends, good times.

One thing's for certain. You cant masturbate in a dorm room, so I need some god damn pu-tang!

Me, being a very ambitious man, find myself scared. Ambition works well with traits such as bravery and courage, but whether I have either (or whether they even exist in todays world) is a very real question.

My life is structured in a very organized fashion. While I used to revel with John about serendipity and it's various virtues, I realize that true happiness in life (at least for me) come from certainities, not the unknown, and certainly not waiting for something to happen ( Read more... )

I pity the people who will never wake up to the view of a crystal-clear sunrise over the untainted channel islands.


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