my gaping anal orifice

[cantor_dust]

son of a bitch. i went to throw onions in my compost today and saw that my shed door was ripped off its hinges, i assumed initially by poor construction. a closer look revealed that my bike is gone and the door was clearly ripped by a human or semblence thereof.  i feel violated and unfortunately will have to do up some sort of vigilante security

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[tinkerspink]

I'm going to go check on my bike now...