grapes are dangerous, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

[canttouchthis21]

yesterday was a day better expressed in pictures than in words.
unfortunately(?) i do not have these pictures uploaded, nor do i have the time to do so.  at least not for now.

today consisted of a graduation party so boring that i was calling people within the first 20 minutes.  if it even was 20. 
also, (this part is so not necessary) i coughed

Comments

[neon_shoelaces]

haha, you should have spit in the holy water....eww.

[mirrorsndfevers]

that's such a good idea!
or stolen all the hosts like dane cook suggested.

your diagram of the giant grape=THE HAWTNESS!!!!!!
i adored it!

[canttouchthis21]

yes. i must live by the word of dane cook.
NEW RELIGION MUCH?

actually, you should listen to/watch daniel tosh. not only is he quite the adorable, but he's hilarious:
"I was gonna start getting all mad and yelling at this guy, but then I looked at my What Would Jesus Do? Bracelet. So I lit him on fire and sent him to hell."
hehe, aw i love him.

and i'm glad you liked the diagram. part three coming tomorrow maybe?

[canttouchthis21]

oh man.
good thing i didn't get baptized at your church.

[billypilgrim]

Katrina. It's Alex! Add me back, bitch.

Or I wll send my.. abacus after you.