// 008 // ▰ [ written ]

[canyonsiniowa]

Bones just nailed himself with a hypo. I'm going to sit back and love the irony. Then run like hell when he wakes up.

[ the next part has been added: ]

Medical objects, kids. Perfectly fine.

Comments

[written with a side order of accidental audio]

[slaying]

After seeing what one of those can do? I don't envy him.

[But it is sort of funny, demonstrated by her poor attempts not to laugh.]

[running with that accidental audio]

[canyonsiniowa]

Oh, it's hilarious, Buffy. He was was trying to get to me on the other side of the room then wham! Flat on his face. Oooh, man.

[ Kirk is laughing. A lot. and Holmes's witty excuse for Bones not being around while Watson is on hiatus ]

[audio because she's probably too lazy to keep writing, anyway--kids these days!]

[slaying]

[When the snickering calms down:] Trying to get you? Is this an inappropriate time for a taste of his own medicine joke? Y'know, what with the him being flat on his face and all.

[audio because they probably don't use handwriting a lot in the 23rd century |D ]

[canyonsiniowa]

Bring. Them. On.

Oh this is great.

[voice]

[namenotnumber]

A hypno? So he got hypnotized, or does that mean something else where you're from?

[The medical technology where Max is from isn't the greatest in the world, what with America having been reduced to a third-world country and all.]

[voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

Oh, no. Hypospray. It's a device we use back in my time. How are you doin, Max?

[ don't mind those snickers. ]

[voice]

[namenotnumber]

[Oh, she hears those snickers, Kirk, and she is not amused. Unless they're because of Bones being on the floor, then she's indifferent to it.]

Medical devices, I'm guessing? What was that one supposed to do?

I'm doing all right, given the givens. What are you up to, besides laughing at your roommate?

[voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

[ MOSTLY DIRECTED AT BONES. ]

It did what it was supposed to do. Just it was aimed at the wrong person. This is great poetic justice.

Pretty much just laughing at my roommate.

[Voice]

[sheisreturning]

A hypo? What's that a sort of gun?

[Voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

Rose. It's been awhile.

No, hypospray. It's a medical device in the twenty-third century. Where I'm from.

[ WHAT IS THIS PRIME DIRECTIVE? ]

[Voice]

[sheisreturning]

James. It has been. Been a bit busy with things. So how have you been?

Ah, right. Interesting name for it. So nailed then? He does that a lot?

[Hey she's curious! She can't help it really.]

[Voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

Jim is fine. And, not so busy. Mainly just speaking with the people of my crew that are here.

He normally nails me with them. So yes.

[ Kirk will share all the embarrassing things about Bones. ]

[Voice]

[faizedout]

I-isn't that dangerous?!

[Voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

Nah, just a sedative.

[ YOU BROKE MY LADY COMBO, FAIZE. HOW DID I KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE YOU. ]

[Voice]

[faizedout]

Did you take it out of him?

[TECHNICALLY IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE FAIZE IS CLOSE ENOUGH |D?]

[Voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

Yeah. But he's still out of it.

[YOU'RE STILL GETTING A TAG JUST TO YOU.]

/goes with the lady-breaking-combo goodness

[noteatingcrowes]

Sounds like you're having too much fun over there.

CROOOWE MY CAPTAIN BFF WHYYY

[canyonsiniowa]

Oh, it should be illegal.

BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ALL THE WOMEN DAMMIT

[noteatingcrowes]

So what's this 'hypo'?

NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE FALLING BEHIND. (we can share them)

[canyonsiniowa]

Hypospray. It's a medical device. Damn, I should just add a subnote to this entry.