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[canyonsiniowa]

Anyone else feeling like they're being stalked?

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[triadorion]

Totally, dood! I keep running around, thinking Master Etna's right behind me, dood!

[canyonsiniowa]

...Another penguin? Seriously?

[triadorion]

Penguin? Naw, dood! I'm a Prinny! Have you seen someone else, dood? 'Cause if Master Etna catches him slackin' off, she'll punish all of us! Probably by making us play dodgeball again, dood....

[canyonsiniowa]

His name was Kurtis, and he was green.

[canyonsiniowa]

[ASLJ;F;ASLJF;ASJFAS. I LOVE YOU.]

Why are you wearing a Starfleet uniform?

[canyonsiniowa]

...Chekov? [because really, who else has a ridiculous russian accent.]

[wakewiththeking]

[That's only because you are. Look who is behind you.]

[canyonsiniowa]

[HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK.]

[wakewiththeking]

[He has a delicious Double Whopper in the bag. Do you trust him? Should you?]

[canyonsiniowa]

[Does it look like Kirk would randomly trust creepy Kings he woke up in bed with?]

...Uh, hi?

[coulda_saved]

[It appears by you. OUT OF NOWHERE. You cannot run. You cannot HIDE.

♪~ I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy
Whooooa, oh-oh ~♪]

[canyonsiniowa]

[Kirk stares at the money. Stares. and I die laughing.]

...

[coulda_saved]

[♪~ When I'm in the shower
I'm afraid to wash my hair
'Cause I might open my eyes
And find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy
Just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me
Of Psycho too much
That's why ~♪]

[canyonsiniowa]

[ Covers it with snow. :| ]

:DDDD

[canyonsiniowa]

Well, as long as it's not just me. We're all finally going nuts. Got it.

Kirk would tap it.

[canyonsiniowa]

...Do I know you?