I've apparently turned into a raging bitch. About everything.

I'll work on that. Really.

Title: I Should Have Known There Would Be Trouble.
Fandom: Roswell
Rating: PG, for implications. Mostly harmless?
Count: 961 words
Notes: For digital_opium. Because I'm a nerd.

( I should have known. )

Y'know. I was going to write tonight.

Instead, I have wasted it making fun of the adult ads on craiglist.

But when they're elevating handjobs to penis massage, it's sort of hard not to point and laugh.

heh. I said hard. and point. heh heh heh

Title: Till Death Do Us Part
Fandom: Roswell
Characters: Isabel Evans
Prompt: 048. Diamond
Word Count: 642
Rating: G.
Summary: Writing letters can be theraputic.

( diamond )

Title: Three Weeks, One Day, Four Hours
Fandom: Roswell
Characters: Isabel Evans
Prompt: 044. Circles
Word Count: 646
Rating: G
Summary: Really, nobody has a clue.

( circles )

Title: Who Doesn't Hate Mornings, Anyway.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Fred & George Weasley
Prompt: 036. Breakfast
Word Count:1000
Rating: NC-17 ish
Author's Notes: We all hate mornings, don't we?
link to comm

( Breakfast )

The Doxology:
Praise God, from whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye heavenly host.
Praise Father, Son and Holy Ghost.

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So. I was thinking I'd go out and spend all our money in a grand pathetic gesture before downing a bottle of Drano.

That sounds like fun.

Not really. But it's something to do, I suppose.

What are you going to buy?

Does it matter? Maybe some booze. Drown out the taste of the Drano.

You're going to bankrupt us for liquor? That's a lot of ( Read more... )

I would like the Universe Reversed to stop coming up in my tarot readings, please.

Sigh.