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[boosterbutt]

I hate kids.

In other news in this bright and shiny city--it looks like there's a giant lizard in the harbor.

Someone tell me I'm hallucinating.

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[deadthenred]

Congratulations, you've figured it out. There is a giant lizard in the harbor. What do you want as your prize? Someone already claimed the year's supply of donuts.

[boosterbutt]

...I have a feeling that was sarcasm.

[deadthenred]

Nah, they haven't invented that yet where I come from.

[boosterbutt]

What, the prehistoric age?

[more_surreal]

Well, chances are kids hate you, buddy!

[boosterbutt]

GOOD! JUST DON'T GO NEAR ME EVER AGAIN!

[Voice|Private]

[vision_in_stone]

That's the guy who bought the ice cream.

I may have tricked him into it.

[Voice|Private]

[more_surreal]

Ohhhh. Then I guess we can't hate him then, can we? Good one!

[Voice]

[vision_in_stone]

[Laughing.]

[Voice]

[boosterbutt]

I heard that, you evil little girl.

[Voice]

[vision_in_stone]

Evil? I'm not evil. I spent all of yesterday helping people evacuate!

[Voice]

[boosterbutt]

Ugh, crowd control. That's so second string, shortie.

Voice;

[myopicsage]

When did you get here?

Voice;

[boosterbutt]

...do I know you?

Voice;

[myopicsage]

No.

You didn't answer me! You're acting like you just got here. So are you new or what?

Voice;

[boosterbutt]

I've been here for a while, kid. Are YOU new?

[reactionary]

Thought he'd left by now.

[boosterbutt]

Yeah, I'm sure he just went out for a few minutes to get a burger--THERE'S A POST ABOUT IT BELOW MINE.

[reactionary]

Haven't been checking network much. Evacuation to do.

[boosterbutt]

Is anyone actually trying to beat the bad guy here?