[Hiruma turns on his comm, which is up on some sort of tripod. It's clear he's on the top of one of the more central, taller buildings. All around him are about three or four movie-grade cameras, set up to film different parts of the City. He even has on a fun little
hat and a matching director's chair with his name on it]
Kekekeke, look down there, folks! [the feed switches to one of the cameras, focused on central park. Everyone who was formerly orgying is now laying around like a slug. Thanks Sloth.]
Looks like everyone decided to take a fucking nap... which sin is that? kekeke, sloth? Oh well, I got all the other fun stuff on tape right here. Bet I could sell that shit for a good deal of money eventually.
[Back to the comm camera, which is focused on Hiruma in his director's chair] It's always one thing or another in this damn city, ain't it? Demons, Godzilla and mutant attacks, oh my! It's better than television!