Experiment 101: Arrival [Audio in Video]
Augh... c'moooon...!
[And the video snaps on to show a man in his 40s-50s with wild brown hair and a mustache (both with a streak of white), sporting green rimmed glasses and a green lab coat. He isn't particularly happy. He's obviously outside the Porter building.]
Ah, here we go!
Hello. Greetings. I am Doctor Clayton Forrester. It seems that, for once in my life, the shoe's on the other foot. It seems that I've been brought here to be a [He does quotation marks with his fingers] "hero". BAH! I'm not a hero! Heroing's for people in jumpsuits! I have a GREATER purpose in life! [He holds up the tags] See these? [He turns and throws them off screen. The sounds of cars screeching and crashing seem to say they were spooked by his actions... as do his fist pump in victory] For you see, I am a mad scientist. And mad scientists don't go around and be heroes! Why?
Because, we're EVIL! That's right! Evil! I kick puppies for breakfast, take candies from babies for lunch and push little old ladies into the street for dinner. And for desert, I do my own thing: [He holds up a movie reel] Bad movies.
That's right. Soon, I'll make this world CRINGE and bow down before me when I find the WORST movie ever made... Mwa-hahahahah...!
And now, I bid you adieu...!
[And the video snaps on to show a man in his 40s-50s with wild brown hair and a mustache (both with a streak of white), sporting green rimmed glasses and a green lab coat. He isn't particularly happy. He's obviously outside the Porter building.]
Ah, here we go!
Hello. Greetings. I am Doctor Clayton Forrester. It seems that, for once in my life, the shoe's on the other foot. It seems that I've been brought here to be a [He does quotation marks with his fingers] "hero". BAH! I'm not a hero! Heroing's for people in jumpsuits! I have a GREATER purpose in life! [He holds up the tags] See these? [He turns and throws them off screen. The sounds of cars screeching and crashing seem to say they were spooked by his actions... as do his fist pump in victory] For you see, I am a mad scientist. And mad scientists don't go around and be heroes! Why?
Because, we're EVIL! That's right! Evil! I kick puppies for breakfast, take candies from babies for lunch and push little old ladies into the street for dinner. And for desert, I do my own thing: [He holds up a movie reel] Bad movies.
That's right. Soon, I'll make this world CRINGE and bow down before me when I find the WORST movie ever made... Mwa-hahahahah...!
And now, I bid you adieu...!