Ah, hello there, spandex disasters! I must admit, I've been having a WONDERFUL TIME here, what with finding out that I'm actually 13 years into the future and that this place is crawling with Star Wars characters, not to mention OTHER people! Next thing you know, that guy from Die Hard will show up with his 'yippie-kay-yay' mumbo-jumbo!
But, enough about that! I must admit, the future is something I never took into account! I mean... [he holds up a copy of Gigli] ...thirteen years and movies STILL reek! It's a future goldmine! This is just WONDERFUL! Heheheheh...
[He clears his throat and continues]
Anyway, it's time for the first experiment. And these ARE experiments, and you ALL are my lab rats! Let's SEE how much you HEROES can handle the horrors of THE FORTIES AND FIFTIES! First up, a short entitled "How to Say No". You'll ALL be saying "no" pretty soon...!
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this movie. It pretty much starts up on it's own, but you can choose to ignore it, heckle it, turn off your comms, what not. Just have fun!]