Oct 06, 2009 23:13
From the time that the porter decided to swap everyone's powers, I've actually managed to be more efficient. It's almost like having my own processor back, except I couldn't perform this well. Since Monday morning I have discovered:
- An blind spot in the security at the station. Juston, who has your power? I would like to know so that they can fix it. Hulkling, would you be interested in doing a small job for the City Police?
- that my best friend got the short end of the stick with this swap
- that the internet is 99% pornography, pictures of cats, video games and jokes I don't get.
- that the internet is actually somewhat pointless
- several recipes I want to try. Now that I have time, I probably will. Metabee,Bumblebee, you're eating your vegetables, don't complain.
- the most effective way to get blood out of the carpet
Plus a lot of other interesting but pointless information. Oh, and...
[SUDDENLY SWITCHES TO JAPANESE]
I thought I should learn Japanese, given that so many members of the network speak it. Saitou, how am I doing?
[back to English]
I'm currently working on Spanish, as it's the second-most spoken language in the United States. I'd also like to learn a Khosian language or two, given the similarities in consonants to Cybertronian. Any suggestions on what I should learn after that?
† optimus prime | ollie peterson