001- [voice]

[semper_fi_bitch]

So, hey, you might want to fix the aim on your teleporter. If you're trying to nab heroes, then I'm not sure who you were aiming for, but, trust me, you missed by a long shot. If I find any heroes, I'll be sure to send them your way, but don't get your hopes up too high. You sure won't be getting any heroing from me. That shit's dangerous and call me old-fashioned, but I happen to be pretty attached to the idea of living.

And speaking of living, can somebody give me directions to the nearest bar? No, wait, somewhere where I can get a free change of clothes and then the nearest bar. That would be a better idea.