VIDEO
[oh wow look he's actually at the Stop N Spend... which is decked out for Halloween. REALLY decked out. Jesus. Swindle's standing there, beaming]
Hi there, City! A happy October and a festive fall to all of you!
Now. I just wanted to alert you fine people to a little special we've got going on at the Stop N Spend, in cooperation with my other company that I run on the side. [he holds up a... belt. A regular, plain old leather belt]
Isn't it nice?
"But Swindle!" you may be saying, "That's just a belt!" Ahh, but it's not just a belt, my friends. A belt doesn't do this.
[he runs a hand down a small portion of it, and produces a can of pepper spray] Nothing up my sleeves here, folks. I'm a terrible magician!
No, what we have here is the latest from Starwave Industries - the Utility Belt! "But I have a utility belt!" you protest, right? But really - do you want to parade around in your civvies wearing a bright neon thing covered in pouches? Not to hate on pouches, if that's your thing, but they kind of stick out, am I right or what?
No, each belt is engineered using technology designed by our brightest scientists to have a limited storage subspace capacity. You can keep just about anything in here, so long as it doesn't exceed a certain volume. Just think - now you'll never be without your grenades, guns, handcuffs, grapplers, snacks, or keys to your vehicle. You can even keep food in here! You can even keep your COSTUME in here!
But wait, there's more!
We've got all kinds of belt models [holds up each in succession] - mens' dress, womens' dress, army, rock star, childrens'... and yes, even the pouchiest model we could come up with. Pouches on your pouches! So many pouches, it would make a comic book artist weep tears of joy. And remember folks, the bigger your belt, the more space you have! Why, I could even cram a computer into this baby! Watch this, you're gonna love this.[takes a laptop from the table next to him and... stuffs it into a tiny little pouch on the "Liefeld" model belt. Said pouch bulges as though crammed full, but yes, he just shoved a laptop in there.] Are you loving this? Because I know I am.
So come on down to the Stop N Spend, and buy yours today!
[[ooc note: Swindle is DEFINITELY using his powers of persuasion here. It's easy to resist, but if you see this, you might feel VERY tempted to buy one...]]
Hi there, City! A happy October and a festive fall to all of you!
Now. I just wanted to alert you fine people to a little special we've got going on at the Stop N Spend, in cooperation with my other company that I run on the side. [he holds up a... belt. A regular, plain old leather belt]
Isn't it nice?
"But Swindle!" you may be saying, "That's just a belt!" Ahh, but it's not just a belt, my friends. A belt doesn't do this.
[he runs a hand down a small portion of it, and produces a can of pepper spray] Nothing up my sleeves here, folks. I'm a terrible magician!
No, what we have here is the latest from Starwave Industries - the Utility Belt! "But I have a utility belt!" you protest, right? But really - do you want to parade around in your civvies wearing a bright neon thing covered in pouches? Not to hate on pouches, if that's your thing, but they kind of stick out, am I right or what?
No, each belt is engineered using technology designed by our brightest scientists to have a limited storage subspace capacity. You can keep just about anything in here, so long as it doesn't exceed a certain volume. Just think - now you'll never be without your grenades, guns, handcuffs, grapplers, snacks, or keys to your vehicle. You can even keep food in here! You can even keep your COSTUME in here!
But wait, there's more!
We've got all kinds of belt models [holds up each in succession] - mens' dress, womens' dress, army, rock star, childrens'... and yes, even the pouchiest model we could come up with. Pouches on your pouches! So many pouches, it would make a comic book artist weep tears of joy. And remember folks, the bigger your belt, the more space you have! Why, I could even cram a computer into this baby! Watch this, you're gonna love this.[takes a laptop from the table next to him and... stuffs it into a tiny little pouch on the "Liefeld" model belt. Said pouch bulges as though crammed full, but yes, he just shoved a laptop in there.] Are you loving this? Because I know I am.
So come on down to the Stop N Spend, and buy yours today!
[[ooc note: Swindle is DEFINITELY using his powers of persuasion here. It's easy to resist, but if you see this, you might feel VERY tempted to buy one...]]