Accidental video
[The scene opens, intrepid viewers, on a sight which really just should never accost the ocular aperture.
[This sight would be Weaz. Shirtless. Pantsless. He is in his shorts, on his sofa, in the dark, playing video games. (Resident Evil 4 for those in the know.) He is surrounded by...some odd things. Many bottles of Mountain Dew. Many cans of Red Bull. Many bags of Cheetos and Funyuns. There is a really neat modified gun propped up next to him.
[There is a stack of glossy magazines next to him. You know what kind.
[There is a blow-up doll on the other side of the sofa.
[The punchline? He has NOT been whammied by Desire. THIS IS HOW HE LIVES HIS LIFE ALL THE TIME.
[And no, he doesn't realize the video is on. He is cussing to beat the band, screaming all sorts of four letter words at the zombies on the screen. Seems somebody didn't get enough this weekend and is jonesin' for a fix.]
[This sight would be Weaz. Shirtless. Pantsless. He is in his shorts, on his sofa, in the dark, playing video games. (Resident Evil 4 for those in the know.) He is surrounded by...some odd things. Many bottles of Mountain Dew. Many cans of Red Bull. Many bags of Cheetos and Funyuns. There is a really neat modified gun propped up next to him.
[There is a stack of glossy magazines next to him. You know what kind.
[There is a blow-up doll on the other side of the sofa.
[The punchline? He has NOT been whammied by Desire. THIS IS HOW HE LIVES HIS LIFE ALL THE TIME.
[And no, he doesn't realize the video is on. He is cussing to beat the band, screaming all sorts of four letter words at the zombies on the screen. Seems somebody didn't get enough this weekend and is jonesin' for a fix.]