Johnny, Angry Johnny, this is Jezebel in Hell//voice
Red, white, and baby blue striped turds spangled urine and morning sickness!
I seem to have found myself in a god awful rerun of Sliders and can't get out. Every time I bang on the glass to get out, some yank with a Jerry Seinfeld accent screams at me. I'm trapped in my goddamn tele for eternity.
If I'm gonna be on TV, I'd at least like to get my hair done good and proper and maybe get a cheap five dollar pedicure in Chinatown. The advertisements here are filling my head with lies. I stopped by a salon and saw somebody was advertising Shirley Manson and all her holy tits on their window, when in fact, Shirley Manson wasn't even inside. Just some fat butch biker bitch with Rapunzel's hair hanging out of her nostrils.
Fuck. Jackie better turn off her fuckin' General Hospital reruns and check this shit out.
I seem to have found myself in a god awful rerun of Sliders and can't get out. Every time I bang on the glass to get out, some yank with a Jerry Seinfeld accent screams at me. I'm trapped in my goddamn tele for eternity.
If I'm gonna be on TV, I'd at least like to get my hair done good and proper and maybe get a cheap five dollar pedicure in Chinatown. The advertisements here are filling my head with lies. I stopped by a salon and saw somebody was advertising Shirley Manson and all her holy tits on their window, when in fact, Shirley Manson wasn't even inside. Just some fat butch biker bitch with Rapunzel's hair hanging out of her nostrils.
Fuck. Jackie better turn off her fuckin' General Hospital reruns and check this shit out.