Text (totally locked from his schmoopsy poo SG because he doesn't need the hassle.)
ALL RIGHT
THIS IS BULLSHIT
IF ONE MORE PERSON FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES SHOWS UP
I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING PISSED OFF BITCHES
IF THE PRINCE FROM KATAMARI DAMACY SHOWS UP I'M SHOOTING HIM
IF JUDY NAILS SHOWS UP I'M DOING A LINE OF BLOW OFF HER RACK AND THEN SHOOTING HER
IF LEON KENNEDY SHOWS UP I'M NOT SHOOTING HIM BECAUSE HE'S A GODDAMN NINJA SLICK MOTHERFUCKER WITH SHITTY ONE-LINERS BUT I'LL GLARE AT HIM AND DROP A FLAMING BAG OF DOG SHIT ON HIS DOORSTEP (SAME GOES FOR ANY OTHER RESIDENT EVIL CHARACTERS)
IF MOTHERFUCKING MARIO MARIO SHOWS UP I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE HIM TO RON JEREMY AND THEN SHOOT A PORNO WITH THEM AND THEN SHOOT THEM BOTH
IF YOUR MOM SHOWS UP I'M SHOOTING HER TOO
IN THE PORNO
((OOC: Replies may be sporadic lol LJ))
THIS IS BULLSHIT
IF ONE MORE PERSON FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES SHOWS UP
I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING PISSED OFF BITCHES
IF THE PRINCE FROM KATAMARI DAMACY SHOWS UP I'M SHOOTING HIM
IF JUDY NAILS SHOWS UP I'M DOING A LINE OF BLOW OFF HER RACK AND THEN SHOOTING HER
IF LEON KENNEDY SHOWS UP I'M NOT SHOOTING HIM BECAUSE HE'S A GODDAMN NINJA SLICK MOTHERFUCKER WITH SHITTY ONE-LINERS BUT I'LL GLARE AT HIM AND DROP A FLAMING BAG OF DOG SHIT ON HIS DOORSTEP (SAME GOES FOR ANY OTHER RESIDENT EVIL CHARACTERS)
IF MOTHERFUCKING MARIO MARIO SHOWS UP I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE HIM TO RON JEREMY AND THEN SHOOT A PORNO WITH THEM AND THEN SHOOT THEM BOTH
IF YOUR MOM SHOWS UP I'M SHOOTING HER TOO
IN THE PORNO
((OOC: Replies may be sporadic lol LJ))