[Voice]
I thought humans prided themselves on their culinary abilities...but the more I search, the more I'm disappointed.
You've limited yourselves to only a few types of meat. There are other birds on this planet besides chickens and turkeys! How about some real meat - something you have to hunt yourself?
Like oh, I don't know...eagle?
Everytime I try to ask, I get funny looks like I've got a piston showing or something. Or I get yelled at. Usually some slag about "endangered species" and "extinction". Did it ever occur to you that if they're so "endangered", perhaps natural selection hasn't selected them? Why not just save them the struggle and finish off the few that remain? It would practically be an act of mercy - most of you are into the whole mercy thing, aren't you?
So where can I get some slagging eagle around here?! Or condor. If this is supposed to be the so-called season for giving, then give me what I want.
[FAILED private to Slipstream]
Slipstream. Something keeps...attacking me in my living quarters.
Something with teeth.
And I suspect - I know you have something to do with it!
[/private]
((OOC: Tags tomorrow.))
You've limited yourselves to only a few types of meat. There are other birds on this planet besides chickens and turkeys! How about some real meat - something you have to hunt yourself?
Like oh, I don't know...eagle?
Everytime I try to ask, I get funny looks like I've got a piston showing or something. Or I get yelled at. Usually some slag about "endangered species" and "extinction". Did it ever occur to you that if they're so "endangered", perhaps natural selection hasn't selected them? Why not just save them the struggle and finish off the few that remain? It would practically be an act of mercy - most of you are into the whole mercy thing, aren't you?
So where can I get some slagging eagle around here?! Or condor. If this is supposed to be the so-called season for giving, then give me what I want.
[FAILED private to Slipstream]
Slipstream. Something keeps...attacking me in my living quarters.
Something with teeth.
And I suspect - I know you have something to do with it!
[/private]
((OOC: Tags tomorrow.))