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Dec 08, 2009 22:16

I decided to go to the bank at about 9:00 am this morning when I see this older gentlemen stumbling around the streets. I was concerned for his health so I went over to see what's wrong. It could have been a stroke, a heart attack-- you know. The usual things. Well, first off, he was drunk. At 9:00 am. Then, he started talking to me in Chinese. I don't speak Chinese. I'm not Chinese. Anyway, I helped him up and told him the only other language besides English I know is German and lo, he started speaking to me in German.

And then he used this pickup line that was so-- wrong-- that I can't even bring myself to repeat it.

Seriously, I'm losing my faith in men. And this city. Fast.

This is why I hide in my lab all day.

[ooc: btw, this old drunk guy? Yeah, it was him. 8D]

† janet pym | wasp

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