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[Pete sits in a chair at the police station, arms folded across his chest. He's wearing civilian business casual again (black pants, white button-down). His badge is clipped to his belt.]
Alright. So we're closin' in on a very festive time a year, and nobody's sayin' nobody can't have a good time, but it ain't no excuse to be reckless nor irresponsible. And since there's some a you out there who ain't had powers for any major holidays before, I thought I oughta say a couple things.
Sure, it always seems like a great idea to put twinkle-lights on your super-car, an' wear a Santa hat over your uniform, but take a minute an' ask yourself: is this flammable? Am I flammable? If the answer's yes: don't do it. Just move on. An' decoratin' the headquarters is a time honored tradition, fun for the sidekicks, but for the love a god: nothin' nuclear powered. Don't make your tower radioactive, people. You'd only got yourself to blame.
There's some stuff you shouldn't oughta do with deer. Remember that deer are livin' animals an' animal abuse is a crime. Don't do nothin' to them you don't want done to you. That means no deer-cannons, no deer-slingshots, no deer-zip-lines. If they can't get airborne their own selves, don't make 'em. Got it?
[Pete points directly at the camera.]
An' don't drink and fly!
A happy an' safe holiday begins with you. Okay?
Okay.
Alright. So we're closin' in on a very festive time a year, and nobody's sayin' nobody can't have a good time, but it ain't no excuse to be reckless nor irresponsible. And since there's some a you out there who ain't had powers for any major holidays before, I thought I oughta say a couple things.
Sure, it always seems like a great idea to put twinkle-lights on your super-car, an' wear a Santa hat over your uniform, but take a minute an' ask yourself: is this flammable? Am I flammable? If the answer's yes: don't do it. Just move on. An' decoratin' the headquarters is a time honored tradition, fun for the sidekicks, but for the love a god: nothin' nuclear powered. Don't make your tower radioactive, people. You'd only got yourself to blame.
There's some stuff you shouldn't oughta do with deer. Remember that deer are livin' animals an' animal abuse is a crime. Don't do nothin' to them you don't want done to you. That means no deer-cannons, no deer-slingshots, no deer-zip-lines. If they can't get airborne their own selves, don't make 'em. Got it?
[Pete points directly at the camera.]
An' don't drink and fly!
A happy an' safe holiday begins with you. Okay?
Okay.