1st [Video]
[The comm clicks on, and Ash is sitting on a park bench, holding the comm in front of himself. HE looks suitably :|-faced. Also he has bought himself a coat, and it's hanging open over a retail work uniform. Observant viewers may see his name-tag. It reads: Ashley J Williams, Housewares.]
Alright. I'm going to go ahead and ask for one thing. One thing only, you all got that?
Now see, where I come from? Cosmic forces generally only pull you through time and space with a valid reason. Sure, sometimes they just switch the portal to suck mode and hope what they want flies through. I don't know, but usually there's a purpose when I fly through dimensions or whatever.
So why the hell. Am I stuck. In the middle of a New York City winter? I don't see any zombies or demons or... well, anything out of the ordinary at all. Those are the kinds of things that get me sucked through time and space, not Christmas int he Big Apple. But I'm not about to spend time complaining. I'm not happy about it, sure, but shit like this happens. A lot, actually.
So, that one thing! I'm asking for an explanation. I'm asking for one of you who I'm sure is reading this post to tell me just where the fuck I am and why the fuck I was brought here. That's all.
Oh, and if someone would be kind enough to point me to the nearest S-Mart, that would be really fucking well appreciated.
Alright. I'm going to go ahead and ask for one thing. One thing only, you all got that?
Now see, where I come from? Cosmic forces generally only pull you through time and space with a valid reason. Sure, sometimes they just switch the portal to suck mode and hope what they want flies through. I don't know, but usually there's a purpose when I fly through dimensions or whatever.
So why the hell. Am I stuck. In the middle of a New York City winter? I don't see any zombies or demons or... well, anything out of the ordinary at all. Those are the kinds of things that get me sucked through time and space, not Christmas int he Big Apple. But I'm not about to spend time complaining. I'm not happy about it, sure, but shit like this happens. A lot, actually.
So, that one thing! I'm asking for an explanation. I'm asking for one of you who I'm sure is reading this post to tell me just where the fuck I am and why the fuck I was brought here. That's all.
Oh, and if someone would be kind enough to point me to the nearest S-Mart, that would be really fucking well appreciated.