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I decided since I’m doing research on you humans that I should look into any more ridiculous holiday that are yet to come. And honestly, what is wrong with you creatures?!
By the AllSpark, why do you lot need so many blasted holidays?
I can understand the ones celebrating independence from whatever. Or celebrating life in general.
But then there’s ones like Valentine’s Day and St. Patrick’s Day. Why do you need days celebrating such trivial things like love? Or a day just to drink? Really? Most of you humans do that nearly every day.
And this Groundhog Day… I’m entirely confused by it. How does an small rodent emerging from it’s burrow predict whether or not spring is coming?
And then there’s the ones that are observed by other cultures.
It’s just… [She hisses and shuts off the mic.]
By the AllSpark, why do you lot need so many blasted holidays?
I can understand the ones celebrating independence from whatever. Or celebrating life in general.
But then there’s ones like Valentine’s Day and St. Patrick’s Day. Why do you need days celebrating such trivial things like love? Or a day just to drink? Really? Most of you humans do that nearly every day.
And this Groundhog Day… I’m entirely confused by it. How does an small rodent emerging from it’s burrow predict whether or not spring is coming?
And then there’s the ones that are observed by other cultures.
It’s just… [She hisses and shuts off the mic.]