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Chapter Ten

Jan 15, 2010 22:35

[A video post. The camera is obviously being held by someone... you can't tell who, but it's Tank. On the screen shows Raoul Duke sitting next to a goat. The goat, standing there in typical goat fashion, does not even acknowledge Duke through the entire video.]Good evening, city. I am sitting here today with Lord Albert Renigald Brooks, who has a ( Read more... )

† raoul duke | lono

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hisforonehour January 16 2010, 04:05:02 UTC

Mr. Duke? That's a goat.

take_theride January 16 2010, 04:12:18 UTC

Hm? What? Oh yes. A goat.

We're on a farm, Lynda. Farms have goats.

hisforonehour January 16 2010, 04:14:32 UTC

I know that-that farms have goats, that is. I also know that goats can't talk.

Why are you on a farm?

take_theride January 16 2010, 04:18:18 UTC

Because, Lynda. Farmers are the backbone of today's society. They provide us with everyday services that none of us even acknowledge. Eggs, milk, grain, meat. Fruits and vegetables. Wonderful things, Lynda! They should be appreciated for what they are! Where we would be without them!

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wakeupyouangels January 16 2010, 04:29:21 UTC

Your hat, um...

take_theride January 16 2010, 06:36:15 UTC

My hat? Oh, right. That. Nothing to worry about, he knows what he's doing.

voice kickinsidekick January 16 2010, 04:33:44 UTC

Where... did you find a goat?

voice take_theride January 16 2010, 06:36:50 UTC

On this farm, obviously. Goats belong on farms.

voice kickinsidekick January 16 2010, 06:38:48 UTC

Oh, right. Obviously.

How did you get to the farm, and how did you figure out that the goat is psychic?

take_theride January 16 2010, 06:39:57 UTC

Psychic? No one said anything about psychic, man.

We drove. The shark- the great white.

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watsthename January 16 2010, 04:37:50 UTC

He seems very pleasant.

take_theride January 16 2010, 06:37:09 UTC

He's a very crude man.

watsthename January 17 2010, 07:40:14 UTC

Does he eat ladies' panties?

take_theride January 17 2010, 18:43:06 UTC

Probably.

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[voice] boogaroos January 16 2010, 05:17:08 UTC

One sharp goat.

...Right, Raoul, you see Tank? She left a while ago.

take_theride January 16 2010, 06:38:17 UTC

Of course! She's right here. She drove my car. The one she bought for me... the shark.

boogaroos January 16 2010, 09:05:58 UTC

She bought a car for you...? Oh right. She was loaded for a bit.

Ah, well answers my question. Trust she'll be home in one piece, along with you... minus a hat, perhaps. I'll try t'do the same.

take_theride January 16 2010, 20:31:59 UTC

The Great White, man. You know the one.

One piece? Possibly. Maybe two.