BEFORE THE JOKER'S POST. STOP RUINING EVERYTHING. Also, locked from Carlton Lassiter.
Since, I am lacking a wingman currently, I must turn to you O' Beloved Network of the Eastern Coast and Elsewhere, but Not as Good as Lifetime, Sorry to Say.
So, right down to business! Hypothetically, I am a man who wants to settle down for an indeterminate period of time. Hypothetically, I am in the process of settling down with someone else for an indeterminate period of time. Hypothetically, I'm new at settling down for any period of time.
SO, you want to settle down maybe for a relationship, Spencer? Say it isn't so! Sorry ladies (and gentlemen), I have my sights on someone, but this is getting a *little* tricky. I mean, one-time dinner dates are all fun and games and it's easy when you get from point A to point B to my bedroom, but relationships--there's like a waiting period. You don't just go for it on the first date. That's implying this is another one-time dinner date which it isn't. I, much to the surprise of some latex wearing felines, am a thoughtful guy and am not looking to screw this up.
So, I may be psychic and have my very own private detective agency currently looking for cases of which you might be interested--but that does not mean the spirits are always tuning in when I want them to be.
So, wingmen and wingwomen, say that I am hypothetically seeking out a very conservative someone who is allergic to mint and fascinated by all things Civil War to a very disturbing degree. How do you go about getting to third base with the very closest thing to Magnum P.I. (but sans mustache and less cool)? Maybe home base. Home base is actually preferable.
Also, this is not about Carlton Lassiter. You people are disgusting and vile.
So, right down to business! Hypothetically, I am a man who wants to settle down for an indeterminate period of time. Hypothetically, I am in the process of settling down with someone else for an indeterminate period of time. Hypothetically, I'm new at settling down for any period of time.
SO, you want to settle down maybe for a relationship, Spencer? Say it isn't so! Sorry ladies (and gentlemen), I have my sights on someone, but this is getting a *little* tricky. I mean, one-time dinner dates are all fun and games and it's easy when you get from point A to point B to my bedroom, but relationships--there's like a waiting period. You don't just go for it on the first date. That's implying this is another one-time dinner date which it isn't. I, much to the surprise of some latex wearing felines, am a thoughtful guy and am not looking to screw this up.
So, I may be psychic and have my very own private detective agency currently looking for cases of which you might be interested--but that does not mean the spirits are always tuning in when I want them to be.
So, wingmen and wingwomen, say that I am hypothetically seeking out a very conservative someone who is allergic to mint and fascinated by all things Civil War to a very disturbing degree. How do you go about getting to third base with the very closest thing to Magnum P.I. (but sans mustache and less cool)? Maybe home base. Home base is actually preferable.
Also, this is not about Carlton Lassiter. You people are disgusting and vile.