Vol. 2, Issue 30; Locked from Troy
Ohhhhh man, has it ever been a busy week. Nothing but work, work, work, work. When's a guy supposed to ever get some play time in? Why just earlier this week I had to amputate a finger. Turns out though, the gall bladder isn't in the left ring finger. Whoopsie. My bad. Hahahahahaha.
Sooooo, I got me one of those anatomy books and went a hunting...
[Video Post]
[The video shows the Joker dressed in doctor's scrubs and standing in front of a makeshift lab table with a body lying on its back, face not quite viewable to the camera. It looks dead for a moment until the chest starts to rise and fall as it breathes. The Joker brandishes a scalpel before he stops.]
Oh, I almost forgot the anesthesia!
[He reaches and puts an oxygen mask on whoever it is and opens the nozzle on the tank for a moment. A nervous giggle can be heard from the person on the table before the Joker moves back around. He flashes the camera a huge smile before cutting into the person. They can be heard laughing maniacally.]
Noowwwwww, where does the book say that darned gall bladder is? Darned thing should be around here somewhere... Oh wait, silly me, I have the book upside down!
[The rest of the video shows the Joker finishing the surgery, rather skillfully. He holds up the gall bladder once it's all done and gives the camera a thumbs up before he turns it off.]
[/End Video]
Pffffffft, who the hell needs medical school when you've got picture books, huh? Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
[ooc: The video was sent to the police first and arrived there earlier today, but the Joker posted this so everyone came share in his fun.]
Sooooo, I got me one of those anatomy books and went a hunting...
[Video Post]
[The video shows the Joker dressed in doctor's scrubs and standing in front of a makeshift lab table with a body lying on its back, face not quite viewable to the camera. It looks dead for a moment until the chest starts to rise and fall as it breathes. The Joker brandishes a scalpel before he stops.]
Oh, I almost forgot the anesthesia!
[He reaches and puts an oxygen mask on whoever it is and opens the nozzle on the tank for a moment. A nervous giggle can be heard from the person on the table before the Joker moves back around. He flashes the camera a huge smile before cutting into the person. They can be heard laughing maniacally.]
Noowwwwww, where does the book say that darned gall bladder is? Darned thing should be around here somewhere... Oh wait, silly me, I have the book upside down!
[The rest of the video shows the Joker finishing the surgery, rather skillfully. He holds up the gall bladder once it's all done and gives the camera a thumbs up before he turns it off.]
[/End Video]
Pffffffft, who the hell needs medical school when you've got picture books, huh? Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
[ooc: The video was sent to the police first and arrived there earlier today, but the Joker posted this so everyone came share in his fun.]