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Apr 03, 2010 14:50

[Have a shot of one of Tony's beloved cars and Pepper in the far background by Stark Tech. Jan keeps looking back at her a little wearily. Her voice is hushed.]

Hell hath no fury like a secretary scorned. Somehow I just landed myself Tony's Porsche when I only came over to borrow some paperclips. I feel sorry for any employees that get on Pepper's radar-- especially any female ones.

[Her voice is a little louder now.]

Well. I can't say I'm complaining. I'll just watch over it for Tony while he's gone.

Bets on what's inside the glove compartment? I'm putting my money on passion fruit flavored personal lubricant, fuzzy handcuffs, and an economy sized box of condoms.

† janet pym | wasp

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