Vol. 2, Issue 37 [Voice]
Hey, guess who's got two thumbs and is out of prison?! That's right, this guy! Hahahahahaha.
Let's hear it for the legal system and their "not enough physical evidence" loophole. I mean, as tragic as it was that some people are out there looking like me and committing crimes, I gotta say it worked out well for me.
That's right bats and kittens, Uncle J is BACK ON THE TOWN! Ahahahaha.
And to commemorate being found innocent, I'd like to celebrate with a little thing called:
MURDERPALOOZA!!!
On the 15th and 16th, for two days, and two days only I challenge all you psychos and killers and just general misfits to commit as much homicidal rampage as you can. Heroes that aren't stopped by silly things like morals? You're invited to! Kill a pimp or a drug dealer or that annoying neighbor of yours, it doesn't matter!
Ahahahahaha.
Remember kiddos, the point is to have fun. Let's keep a tally and see who can bring it the most. I might even have a special prize for the winner~
Let's hear it for the legal system and their "not enough physical evidence" loophole. I mean, as tragic as it was that some people are out there looking like me and committing crimes, I gotta say it worked out well for me.
That's right bats and kittens, Uncle J is BACK ON THE TOWN! Ahahahaha.
And to commemorate being found innocent, I'd like to celebrate with a little thing called:
MURDERPALOOZA!!!
On the 15th and 16th, for two days, and two days only I challenge all you psychos and killers and just general misfits to commit as much homicidal rampage as you can. Heroes that aren't stopped by silly things like morals? You're invited to! Kill a pimp or a drug dealer or that annoying neighbor of yours, it doesn't matter!
Ahahahahaha.
Remember kiddos, the point is to have fun. Let's keep a tally and see who can bring it the most. I might even have a special prize for the winner~