[ There is a blond girl sporting a backwards baseball cap and a pair of shades staring at you right now, yup. Mm-hmm. She also has a hairbrush that may or may not be passing for a microphone.
She reaches off screen for something. A
beat starts up. She clears her throat. Ah-hem. ]
Uh-- yo. What's up. I'm Cloud 9, and I'm so gonna bust a rhyme.
[ Headbobbing. ]
When I hit the scene, I got my Jo Bros tee and my Converse on.
I'm sharp with a rhyme but sharper with a gun,
So don't mess with the girl just 'cause you think she's weak.
She's a G.I. Jane and not your average geek.
They call me Cloud 9 'cause I bring on the storm.
I bring on the thunder, I bring on the rain.
And if you try to game with me, you're gonna get slain.
I'm blond, I'm a girl, and I'm packin' heat.
Mess with Abigail B. and she'll have you beat.
So-- Yeah. Um.
Holla.