Little bits of business [video]

Sep 15, 2010 20:55

[Camera comes on to Drakken standing there, in classic pose, hands behind his back]

Right, first order of business: Anybody got a supply of high-grade pin-connectors? Gold-plated. Turns out that somebody in my organization decided to save a few bucks and get me some substandard ones.

So, for a net savings of thirty-five bucks, a good fifth of our computers aren't computing.

[He looks annoyed]

Seriously, remind me to fire every last bureaucrat. Pinching pennies all the time, going on about 'cost-saving measures' and...

[He comes back to the present]

Oh, right. Hah, second order of business. Have about fifteen spare Synth-O-Drones. The security company that wanted 'em decided to stay with their human guards at the last minute. So, whatever, anybody wants them, start bidding. I'll wait.

[And he does for a long moment. Then he thinks of something else]

Wait, one more thing. Hang on. Feel free to start bidding at, oh, a thousand bucks per?

[Private and Encrypted to Doctor Horrible]

Hey! Want to stop by and just make something? All the corporate nonsense has me going squirrely. I just want to build something.

† drew lipsky | doctor drakken

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