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HELLO FROM SCENIC UPSTATE NEW YORK.
While the rest of you toil away like good citizens, I gloat at you from the couch of idleness. Or, I would, except that I AM SO VERY ITCHY.
Leaves, people. I have leaves everywhere. Leaves in places there is no conceivable way for a leaf to be. And some of these leaves are secretly evil. Who in Merlin's name builds a nature reserve in God's own garden of poison sumac, I want to know?
No, I am not going to turn video on, for I am hideous. Though I might take a few pictures of James here for you all, as he is even worse, ha ha ha revenge. (Kill us now.)
COMFORT ME, City. Tell me tales of vacations gone awry. Of things which seemed so innocent at first that turned into utter evil horrors, oh how I would set this entire forest on fire, if Remus didn't warn me that the smoke would carry the itch as well. EVIL!
[And, arriving by US post to Dr Jonathan Crane, and thus not for IC knowledge unless he shares it, a birthday present.]
While the rest of you toil away like good citizens, I gloat at you from the couch of idleness. Or, I would, except that I AM SO VERY ITCHY.
Leaves, people. I have leaves everywhere. Leaves in places there is no conceivable way for a leaf to be. And some of these leaves are secretly evil. Who in Merlin's name builds a nature reserve in God's own garden of poison sumac, I want to know?
No, I am not going to turn video on, for I am hideous. Though I might take a few pictures of James here for you all, as he is even worse, ha ha ha revenge. (Kill us now.)
COMFORT ME, City. Tell me tales of vacations gone awry. Of things which seemed so innocent at first that turned into utter evil horrors, oh how I would set this entire forest on fire, if Remus didn't warn me that the smoke would carry the itch as well. EVIL!
[And, arriving by US post to Dr Jonathan Crane, and thus not for IC knowledge unless he shares it, a birthday present.]