Dec 14, 2010 01:02
[Here's Pete, looking shitty as usual! But: no shittier than usual. So good for him.]
I wanted to take a moment an' add a little onto Commissioner Maza's statement the other day. Yes, City PD's always lookin' for a few good folks, an' yes, we also welcome tips.
More important-like: we also know when you been sleepin'. An' we know when you're awake. An' we know if you been bad or good, so.
[Pete points to his eyes, and then points out at you, gentle viewer, and presumably: your asses. Then he dusts his hands off and looks pleased with himself.]
An' that'll take care a my seasonal community service 'til at least March. Don't talk to me about it until the beer's green.
[Pete out!]
† pete cheney | shock-headed peter